Jerome Dreyfuss Toile Billy Bag

I’m kind of ok with the Jerome Dreyfuss Toile Billy Bag in a hippie, clove-smoking, poncho-wearing, scraggly-hair-having sort of way. Does it go with my personal style? Not a bit. But maybe that doesn’t mean it’s bad, you know? I could see it with some dark jeans and, I dunno, whatever kind of top hippies would wear with it. Maybe Mischa Barton would wear it. And, presumably, some kind of headband.

Ok, so enough of that. I’m trying to be nice here, but I can’t help but kind of roll my eyes. It looks like upholstery, and not awesome upholstery. It kind of looks like this couch my parents had back in the 80s when I was a little kid that they eventually had to get rid of because I puked on it so many times. Hey, don’t judge, I was just a baby. I can’t say I could really recommend this bag though, but if you smoke a lot of illegal substances, it’ll probably match your style and be a good place to hide your stash. And let’s not even talk about the unreasonable price… $750 through ShopBop.